New Contest! Vote for Your Favorite ‘Missing Link’
		With the news that “scientists” have discovered a link from mankind to the aardvark, we wanted to know what you, in a “scientific” sampling, think is the closest winner in the never-ending search to discover evolution’s so-called “missing link”! Cast your vote for one of the following and send your response to                               ‘Think Link’ at                            agnusdeipresents@msn.com The link that receives the most votes will be declared the winner, despite whatever the Ph.D.s say.  Here below are your “scientific” choices to vote for:      *  Aardvark      *  Chimpanzee/gorilla      *  Loaf of Wonder Bread For those who would like a more expanded category, the following entries will also be considered:      *  Twinkie bar      *  Space dust      *  Martian aliens      *  Unknown aliens from Galaxy Z If these entries are not to your satisfaction, we will accept, as “scientists” do, any wild speculation on your part.  If you can get your family, friends and acquaintances to vote for your speculative choice, your entry may just be the lucky winner. First prize is the satisfaction of knowing you know more than anyone else knows about what we don’t know involving things we may never know. Odds of one entry winning over another depend on the total amount of entries received and whether or not the journal Nature is willing to report the statistics. Entries marking God as the sole source of creation will be disqualified. As always, void where prohibited by law. For complete rules, access our first contest,                          Guess the Age of the Spiral Galaxy and note fine print. The real choice for who the Creator of mankind is, of course, Agnus Dei.  But, shh!  It's a secret.  Don't tell anyone!                                                         © 2003 Agnus Dei Presents!
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