osama ‘bin dead’ vs. osama ‘bin healthy’
We took great note and satisfaction that the halfwit (why do they use the word “mastermind”?) who engineered the despicable terrorist attack against the World Trade Center has been apprehended and will face not only God’s Justice when he dies, but some sort of human justice while he is living as well.
Now that the namesake of the false prophet mohammed is in custody, the media has been reporting that he is “spilling the beans” on the whereabouts of “osama bin dead.”
This has the United States searching for the world’s most-wanted man in the western provinces of Pakistan, close to the border with the halfwit state of Iran.
We have said it before and we will say it again: “osama,” which means “roaring lion,” is NOT alive; osama bin dead for a very long time, since December 2001. For he has not been “roaring” since.
We will stick by this statement until someone who is an absolute believable expert in this matter can produce a live, walking, talking, looking, thinking, and acting man who fits perfectly with all the boring videos we have seen of osama bin dead in the past. And please do not give us an “audiotape”!
Does our government — or media, or public, for that matter — really think that because mohammed (which one?) is now in custody he is going to sing like a bird and tell us the whereabouts of his dead boss?
The halfwit mohammed, who sent murderers to kill innocent people, is a multilingual expert; and here is the language he is most skilled at: LYING!
Why do we think mohammed, who is, in reality, following the father of lies, suddenly going to change his tune?
We think it is pretty obvious that the man who needs a bath so badly (we hope they gave him some soap!) is continuing his pattern of lies and deceit when he told his interrogators that not only had he spoken to osama bin dead a few days before his arrest, but that the world’s biggest halfwit was “healthy”!
Does anyone remember the last video of osama? He looked like anything but healthy. In fact, he looked like death warmed over, as they say.
In this game of charades that the al-Qaeda network must play in order to survive and “appear” to be powerful, the best course for them to take after 9/11 is to make the world think that their dead boss is alive and well. It’s good for the troops, it’s good for the enemy (that’s us), and it’s good media propaganda.
In reality, the halfwit (that means a "foolish or stupid person") leader of the al-Qaeda terrorists, osama bin dead, is as dead as a door nail. We believe it is the one True God’s ultimate temporal judgment against a man who wanted to “die as a martyr.” That’s why al-Qaeda operatives produce those phony tapes where the dead man osama claims he is seeking to die as “allah’s” “martyr.”
God, who is the Lord Jesus and was disgusted by this act of cowardice to kill innocent people in the Name of God, will not permit an evil man like osama to gain such temporal “glory.”
But for al-Qaeda — which is desperate to keep the osama legend alive — it’s not good for their troops, it’s not good for their cause, it’s not good for their enemy to think that the leader of their organization, who was able to engineer the destruction of the World Trade Center in a cowardly attack because our government was caught with their defensive pants down, just naturally dropped dead a few months later from a bodily breakdown, or from a massive U.S. bombing raid on his hideout (take your pick).
We prefer the simple fact — which always equals Truth — that based on the last video of “bin dead a long time” and the numerous reports of his kidney failures, the islamic halfwit just gave up the ghost. He died, we believe, because he could not get treatment for his life-threatening ailment since he could not be guaranteed safe passage to a Pakistani medical facility for dialysis.
If there is any Truth to our belief, it is strengthened by the absurd statement made by a murderous liar, mr. i-need-a-bath mohammed, who told his interrogators after his capture that osama bin dead is “healthy.”
“Healthy” as in dead.
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