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| ADP Newsflash! ‘God’ Wears Glasses!!! |
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| Who are we talking about? Well, we are not talking about the True God, Jesus Christ. We are talking about a false “god,” the dalai lama. He’s in the news, again, and we just though it would be interesting, since his followers believe he is “god” “reincarnated,” that we would point out his obvious need for glasses. Seems a little strange, but then again, we hope we are not too irreverent about this. After all, everyone’s entitled to their own belief, no matter how dumb it may be. Can somebody pass the lens cleaner, please? Oh, by the way, “god” also does commercials for, of all things, if you have seen the ads, Apple computers. Hey, even a god needs money. Only our God was able to get His disciples to pull them out of a fish! “ … go to the sea, cast a hook, and take the first fish that comes up. And opening its mouth thou wilt find a stater.” Matthew 17:27 This, in reality, is not a joke. There are prominent people who believe the dalai lama is a “god,” even though he recently recovered from a “serious illness”! “We see him as a deity,” says noted actor Richard Gere. Think of this character appearing on magazine covers around the world and leading unsuspecting young adults into a religion that does not take you to Heaven. We wonder what Richard will do when his “god” dies and is “reincarnated.” We wonder what Richard will do when he meets Jesus, the real God who doesn’t wear glasses. © 2003 Agnus Dei Presents! |
Goofy god with corrective lenses. | |||||||||||||||
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