The No. 1 Reason Why the
‘osama bin dead’ Tape Is a Fake
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We also heard the early reports that experts believed it was him, and, of course, the confirmation has now supposedly been made that, indeed, through an analysis of the cadence of the voice, it is the islamic idiot, as we like to call him, “osama bin dead.”
In our first thoughts about this tape, we stated that the “voice” on this tape is not the evil-minded idiot who sends others to kill themselves in the name of “allah.” (Yes, we know we put “allah” in lower case when most people upper case the name of this false moon god — but we have respect for the only one true Name of God that deserves capitalization: the Name of Jesus.)
We stand by our first thought, because it was pretty obvious to us that the ego of “osama bin dead” is too great for him to only make “audio” tapes when he — if he were alive — could just as easily make videotapes like he used to.
The non-pictorial appearance of this leader of the islamic horde that once again wishes to continue the 1,500-year-old fight against the “Jews” and “Crusaders” is a telltale fact. He has not been physically seen since December 2001. Maybe he forgot that TV transmits pictures. And, by filming in a cave, he would not “give away” his position to American forces.
The fact that he has not been seen is not good for his “troops.”
This behavior is akin to George Washington laying down in the rowboat instead of standing up as he crossed the Delaware.
While “osama bin dead’s” physical “disappearance” is a critical factor in our belief that this man has been buried under a round of U.S. bombs for more than a year now, it is also bolstered by what was said on the supposed audiotape in his “message” of support for Iraq against American “aggression.”
It’s very simple.
The person who pretended to be “osama bin dead” on the audiotape made a crucial error.
Since it is obvious that the person who is speaking has full knowledge of current events, especially in regard to the American buildup against Iraq, they left one particular news item out.
There was no mention of the tragic explosion that took the life of the Columbia astronauts, including the first Israeli space explorer. A man who participated in the bombing of Iraq’s nuclear reactor as a member of the Israeli Air Force.
It is impossible that a man, like “osama bin dead,” with extreme venomous hatred for Israel and America would leave such an important event as this out of his longwinded and boring speech.
Even other, less violent Arab commentators, evilly gloated over this event, calling it the “will” of “allah.” The mention by “osama bin dead” of this catastrophe would have inflamed the passions of islamic fundamentalists worldwide.
There is no doubt in our mind that “osama bin dead” would have capitalized on this tragedy to make a ridiculous claim of spiritual “victory,” unlike the victory statement the fake “osama” did by laughingly and outrageously speaking about “winning” in Afghanistan by living in trenches! The real islamic idiot, “osama bin dead,” would have claimed that the explosion of the space shuttle “proves” “allah” will help his followers defeat the more powerful “infidel.”
This is, for the islamic fundamentalist idiots, the kind of psychological “boost” the real “osama bin dead” would have jumped all over.
No one can claim that “osama bin dead” did not have this information when this news event was reported worldwide. For someone who can get a tape of his “voice” to a leading Arabic television station, the same person can also — if he were alive — get this type of earth-shattering news.
The claim that the “voice” on this tape is “osama bin dead” just will not wash.
The No. 1 reason this tape is a fake is that the person(s) who recorded it just does not think like the dead madman.
© 2003 Agnus Dei Presents!
