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‘Missing Link’
This time the so-called “doctorates” of science claim they have found chromosomal evidence that mankind’s ancestors were — drum roll again, please — the aardvark!
Yes, we all are descended from that wonderful animal whose name translates to “earth pig”!
Isn’t that special? And you wondered why we used the term “nerds” in our headline?
According to the dictionary, someone who is a “nerd” is “socially inept and foolish.”
Maybe they wouldn't be that way in a gathering of aardvarks.
These whiz boys think they have achieved outstanding academics as “doctors.”
What a farce!
What they have proven is that in their “intellectualism,” which rejects the Truths of God, they have becoming nothing better than a bunch of nerds in their temporal and spiritual learning abilities. Based on their inability to see clearly as to the reality of mankind’s Creator, they have become a danger to society.
There are some who may think our terminology is unbecoming of a “Christian” or is “mean-spirited.” Quite frankly, it is precisely because we do not speak out against the absurd “findings” of these people that our society continues to see our children reject the Truth of God.
Is anyone aware that Josef Stalin, who was originally a seminary student, began his trek as one of the world’s worst mass murderers of all time by reading and buying into Darwin’s failed theory of evolution?
Just a fluke you say? Ask Adolph Hitler what one of his most “inspiring” pieces of literature was. (P.S.: Margaret Sanger loved Darwin, too!)
Remember, you, too, can be deemed not fit or strong enough for survival and/or reproduction.
This type of dehumanizing that these Ph.D. nerds bring to the world is nothing more than a demonic deception of the Truth that we are all created in the Image of God! They, of course, don’t believe it, and we would bet our bottom spiritual dollar, that these same guys reject the Face of their Savior on the Shroud of Turin.
God did not make Himself in the image of man; He made man in His Image! And Jesus did not take on the image of an aardvark when He walked the Earth. He proved this through His Shroud.
Now why is this so important in the Great Spiritual Battle?
The evil one knows full well that the vacated thrones of the fallen angels are up for grabs. Not only doesn’t satan and his followers want us NOT to make it to Heaven, they’re also hoping to keep us from inheriting their vacated thrones if we do make it!
When St. Francis of Assisi died, he received an incredible reward. We know this because St. Margaret speaks of it in her revelations from Jesus. What did St. Francis receive as a reward for being the first documented believer to take on the Lord’s wounds?
St. Francis received the vacated throne of lucifer — the very one the evil angel fell from when he was cast out of God's grace.
There is no doubt that this evil being would love for mankind to consider itself nothing more than an “earth pig.” For if we are nothing more than “earth pigs,” there could not possibly be a reward for us after death!
To downgrade the image of mankind for children who are seeking their own self-worth and respect as human beings is nothing more than to be an agent of the devil. Why would any human strive to be holy and spiritual if their whole educational process led them to believe that we are nothing more than an ant-eater with a few extra chromosomes thrown in?
How could there be a possible throne in your future if you are made in the chromosomal image of an aardvark?
These Ph.D.s with their outlandish, stupid and idiotic ideas about where mankind comes from are DANGEROUS! We care not about the danger they pose to themselves. We care about the danger they pose to future generations.
But perhaps we are being too harsh with them and we should be more “charitable” and “Christian” in our approach to their pronouncements. After all, they are “scientists”!
We agree. Forgive us, O mighty Ph.D.s!
Let us take another tack with them:
Anyone for ants?
Please pass the chocolate ants, they’re my favorite!
Umm, please get away from my snout, I’m trying to eat!
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